If you play this backwards it says ‘Paul is dead’. EIGHT!!! Mary Kelly!ġ)Dad, this is amazing. 6 girls in college maybe 7… (his son walks in)…Oh yeah, I’m getting laid–how long have you been standing there? 2)Forever! 1)What did I just say? 2)6 girls in college maybe 7. You know it is so nice when a man can express his feelings…ġ) Sleepless in Seattle? 2) That’s what she called him because he can’t sleep.ġ)(to himself) yeah, I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do…I’m gonna get laid. 2) I KNOW!ġ) Sam, I heard you on the radio! I was brushing my teeth and then suddenly there you were! I called my mother in Las Vegas and said, ‘mother, turn on the radio that is my architect’. You scream like that again, I’ll kill you…ġ) I’m in love with you 2) Snap out of itġ) It rains nine months out of the year in Seattle. And then I would calmly come and take care of it. It scared the hell out of every man in America!ġ) I thought I saw a Black Widder spider! 2) Jesus, you scared me to death! You scared Victoria to death! ….The next time you see a Black Widder spider you say, ‘dad, excuse me, but I believe a poisonous insect is in the house’. 2) So this is your ONLY reason for your phone call?ġ) Did you see Fatal Attraction? 2) You wouldn’t let me! 1)Good, it scared the shit outta me-it scared the shit outta every man in this country!ġ) Didn’t you see Fatal Attraction 2) No, you wouldn’t let me 3) Well I did and it scared the hell out of me. Jessica’s parents are travel agents, and Jessica said that if we book early we could- 2) Jonah…have you fallen down? Are you bleeding from the head? Is Clarrisse there, has she been strangled? 1) No. The guy could be a crackhead, a psychopath, a flasher, a junkie, a transvestite, a chain-saw murderer, or someone really sick, someone like my Rick.ġ) Dad, can we go to New York City for Valentines day? 2)What?! 1) Annie Reed from Baltimore wants to meet us on top of the Empire State Building on Valentines day. It was magic…I knew we’d be together forever and that everything would be wonderful… :o)ġ – That’s what she called him on the show. …then he held my hand…at one point I looked down and couldn’t tell which fingers were his and which were mine. It was magic…I knew we’d be together forever and that everything would be wonderful. Of what? Her first name could be Doctor Jonah’s dad is very upset… (DAD) Jessica, this is your father! Tell us where he is! (JESSICA) N…Y… (SAM) What is that? (DAD) No Way (SAM) That’s N W! (JESSICA) New York, he’s on his way to New York. (MOM) Jessica, you have to tell us where he is. (JESSICA) It’s Y.O.H! (JONAH) yeah….was that? (JESSICA) your only hope. (ANNIE) Walter I don’t deserve you (WALTER) Nah, I wouldn’t put it that way. He did the funniest thing the other day, what was it? Oh, we were hysterical…what was it….? Hmm…. (ANNIE) Oh Becky please! I’m totally in-love with Walter. (1)I have a picture of her! The detective from Seattle sent me a picture of her! Here! Here’s what she looks like! (2) This is a picture of the back of somebody’s head… (2) That’s NW (1) New York, he’s on his way to New York Some woman is going to want me to do that to her, and I don’t even know what it is! #1. #1 You know that dream when you’re walking down the street naked and everyone is looking at you? #2 I love that dream. It scared the shit out of every man in America! #2 Well I saw it, and it scared the shit outta me. Didn’t you see Fatal Attraction? #1 You wouldn’t let me. #1 Why can’t we go to New York? #2 There is no way we are going on a plane to meet some woman who could be a crazy sick lunatic. #1 What do they call that, when everything intersects? #2 The Bermuda Triangle. #1 M.F.E.O.? #2 Made For Each Other #1 It’s cute. #1 It is easier to be killed by a terrorist than to find a husband after the age of 40. #2 What did you here me just say? #1 Six girls in college maybe seven. How long have you been standing there? #1 Forever. And I haven’t been getting laid that much…six girls in college maybe seven.
I’m the only man in America that’s getting laid this weekend. #1 I don’t care what you do! #2 Good! Fine! (Mumbles) I’ll tell you what I’m going to do this weekend, I’m getting laid. So, it’s Friday, seven o’clock, for dinner…great…yeah, me too! To have a drink with me… Uh dinner? Dinner is even better! How.how…Friday will be fine…I.I.I hear that’s a great place…uh what…okay, seven o’clock…and uh… I’ll meet you there.
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